Slipping Beauties

Beauty queens are like our fairy tale princesses come alive. But what happens when the Sleeping Beauties turn to Slipping Beauties?


Mirror, mirror on the wall,

who has the fairest slip of them all?


Is it Miss Philippines Universe 1999 Miriam Quiambao?
She fell yet nearly won the crown.

Or is it Miss USA Universe 2007 Rachel Smith
whom the Mexicans booed yet finished fifth?

Or perhaps her predecessor, the elegant Miss U USA Crystle Stewart
who never wanted to be left behind?

While we have our eyes fixed on the Universe's falling stars,
The World conspired, brought down a Miss World (Unnur Birna) from Iceland.

But tell me mirror, who's slip is fair?
Perhaps it the lovely Jennifer (Hawkins) who won the hearts of many in 2004?




Tell me mirror and I'll be more than honored. *wink*