China Power!

Got this in my inbox today. Whoever took the time to compile these pix, thank you man! My bikini stitches nearly ripped from laughing.

Want me to explain more?

Man, don't get stolen when you're in China, okay? Wag aanga-anga. Haha!

Be kind. Be kind. Don't be harsh. Tse!

Careful, you might enrage the insulted screwdriver. Katakot!
Hmm... I know who insulted him--the HARSH Brown!

What a lonely place. Bawal Pinoy dito. Lolz

Can you believe that? Women still get pregnant at 70? WOW!

Oo nga naman. Freeloaders can learn a thing from this. Hehe.

Yeah, time to put that ballet lesson to use.

Oh yeah! Troublemakers unite!

Thank them for going. Haha!

Ooops! Oo nga naman!

When nobody seems to go near you while in China, this could be the reason. Lol.

Frodo is back!

Go bump your head. Be my guest.

Aw! People, it's gross to do that! Please don't feed the fishies your privates!

The necessities when you're meeting somebody...

I died with this last piece. Haha. Please tell me what it means.