Do We Hear Wedding Bells for Lindsay Lohan?

When she started out in Hollywood, every girl dreamed to be like her. She was the ultimate "it" girl. She made being "mean" IN when she starred in Mean Girls. And didn't you wish to have a little one just like her when you saw her in Freaky Friday, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, and Herbie: Fully Loaded?

I know, I know. She also made the rounds running through every man's fantasies.

But Lindsay deserved to have an Oscar for topping all her previous performances with her real life drama. Lo[han] and behold! The MEAN GIRL unfolded before our very eyes!



lashing her hairless vaj for eveyone to see. Not just once, huh!

It went on for a while until our hard-partying gurl got busted for DUI. And not just once, too.

Do you still get the hots seeing her mugshot below?

To make a nasty story short, Lindsay gave in to rehab to avoid serving time behind the bars and next thing we knew, she already hooked up with a fellow recuperating addict, Riley Giles, snatching him from his fiancee!


And so we thought the drama has ended with her having her knight in shining armor. But no sweetie. She dumped him but not after some drama courtesy of the broken-hearted ex-fiance of Giles.

And now, the real juicy part. Our li'l nympho Lohan (ow, did I just say that?) got tired of men and got steady with DJ Samantha Ronson. Yes, there's no mistake there. It's not SAM but SAMANTHA.

Now, Hollywoodlandia is buzzing with talks of Lohan and Ronson walking down the aisle before the year ends.

Well, sometimes life is queered, I mean weird. What say you? *winks*