12.06.08

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Yo, Single Ladies!

Awesomeness!

You should watch this great weekender.

Presenting... Shane Mercado!

Man lost genitals while in jail; gets $300000

Whew! Such a headline! But it's true.

Charlie Manning

A 61 year old man from Washington lost his peen and a testicle while in jail and he is blaming the state it. Turned out that while he was in jail, Charlie Manning developed an irritation on his genital and the state penitentiary doc misdiagnosed it as an allergic reaction. That was when everything else has gone wrong. The irritation was later found out to be a flesh-eating bacteria called necrotizing fasciitis. It began nibbling on his peen and testicle. When he was finally admitted to the hospital, it was too late to save his manhood.

With only a ball left, he sued the state upon his release and finally got $300,000 in settlement.

You guys watch your hygiene or you might be forced to choose either $300,000 or your peeny peen. ^_^

Read the full story here.

"I'm back, bitch!"

Wow, it has been a loooonggg time. But nevertheless, I'm back! And so as my gurl Britney.

"I'm Britney, bitch!"

Britney graced Madonna's Sticky and Sweet concert in LA after being absent for a long while. And ain't she lookin' good?

Here's more of her latest appearance.

The Brits' Wit

Admit it, you secretly liked my Chinese signage post. Yeah, they're funny because, admit it again, likas kang mapanlait. Haha!

Well, here's another batch of funny signages. But this time, you'll enjoy not because the writers are not proficient with the English language but because the British people are naturally witty and they're putting this talent to good use.

So, enjoy!

Imagine women pole dancing in our MRTs. Priceless! ^_^

Dogs are also witty and smarty in that part of the world. See? They can read!

What vulgar advertising! Haha! Thanks to former missus for the sale.

Yeah, if you don't care for yourself, care at least for other life forms. ^_^

Two words. Ha ha!

This gave me the biggest lolz.

Hear it guys? It's always shorter than you think. Haha!

Not for the moronics...

Yeah, come to think of it, it really does make that stiff.

Send me funny signages at mc_fleurry@yahoo.com and I'll post it here. Ciao!

Moymoy the Ordertaker

Lest I forget, our Moymoy Palaboy weekender. Enjoy peepz!

Where's the Golden Boy's dad?

The ditzy momma is currently an angry momma. Okay, not really angry but pissed. Okay. Okay. I’m just being OA. Here’s the story.

Let’s go to the Beijing Olympics. Peepz who watched thoroughly as Michael Phelps made history in the world Olympics, you would have observed that every time he won, his mom was shown at the sidelines cheering and basking in the euphoria of his victory. Her two older sisters were also always there watching their li’l bro reaping gold after gold. But someone was missing in action. Do you know who?

Michael’s dad, Fred Phelps.

Where is he? We don’t really know. He could be home watching his son made history or he may be somewhere else doing some other stuff. But this we know, he has been missing a lot.

Michael’s parents divorced when he was 9 and his dad has since remarried. And just as any lame dad would do, he had made a little contact with his son. In the 2004 Olympics, Michael said that his dad didn’t even congratulate him when he made his first Olympic world record. How crude.

Well, it’s okay to divorce or get separated with your partner but you should never ever deprive your own flesh and blood their right to have a father.

But who’s reaping all the goods that come with the golds and the fame of Michael Phelps? Of course his mom, the rightful one. His dad? He reasons out in an interview that he does not want the limelight to veer away from Michael so he would not say anything, but in reality, I think he is just too ashamed of himself and to himself for being a useless biological father.

So there, the reason of my OA-ness today. Haha!